actually just a cruiser but won't say it beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet" stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory Me - "He is wearing a trasher hoodie, Janoski's and a Hype beanie in the summer " Friend - "look at him, another skater"įriend - "How d'you know? He could be really good" Some of them also have Facebook profile pictures of them doing an Ollie off a curb, but you can only see the skateboard and their feet so you dont know who the fuck has done it. from Usually wear Beanies in the summer and Tie dyed tank tops with 'Hype' on them, or the really mainstream Thrasher T-Shirts in white with black writing. They also have no Scratches on their board because they cant do shit and just show off their £150 army print 'New' Board. Usually see them just carrying their board around. Usually has a penny board because that's Mainstream and Hipster right now.
Poser skateboard how to#
Did you see _ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate. If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:ī. Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans. Try to use skating to get girls or guys. You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme. If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following: Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!" Has a board just for the hell of it Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you." I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.Ħ. Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday! *Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind* They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.Ī Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really.
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